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[赛后贴] 今日NBA西部季后赛首轮，湖人队主场95-117不敌森林狼队。

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湖人（0-1）：东契奇37分8板1助2断、詹姆斯19分5板3助2断3帽、里夫斯16分3板3助、八村塁9分5板2助、克内克特5分3板、芬尼-史密斯3分3板2助、文森特3分1助、范德比尔特2分4板2助、海斯1分3板、莱恩4板、古德温1助

森林狼（1-0）：麦克丹尼尔斯25分9板2助、里德23分5板2助2帽、爱德华兹22分8板9助、兰德尔16分5板5助、迪文岑佐9分5板4助2断、康利9分3板3助3断、沃克7分1板3助、戈贝尔2分6板1助、加尔扎2分1板、克拉克2分、米勒1板

[–]Timberwolves minneapolisboy [score hidden] 6 minutes ago

Let’s check in on the 90% of Lakers fans that thought this was a Heat Bobcats tier matchup. They might be right, but it wasn’t the way they thought it was

森林狼球迷：大伙来看看怎么个事儿～90%的湖蜜宣称湖人vs森林狼是个小菜一碟的事儿～他们可能说得没错，但是他们没弄清楚，到底谁才是那碟小菜~~

[–]FlannelBeard [score hidden] 6 minutes ago

Refs did their best to try to keep it from getting out of hand

球迷：狼崽子下手没轻没重的，为了防止场面失控，裁判已经尽了全力了。

[–]Timberwolves Sp_Gamer_Live [score hidden] 11 minutes ago

Yeah Lakers are down by 40 if officiated even slightly fairly

森林狼球迷：可不咋的，裁判哪怕稍微公平一点，湖人早输40分了。

[–]neal1701 [score hidden] 17 minutes ago

Minnesota took their first timeout at 4:33 of the third quarter

球迷：第三节4:33，森林狼才叫了他们本场比赛的首个暂停哦！

新闻链接>>>>>>分差缩小到24 湖人逼出森林狼本场第一个暂停！

[–]Mightbethrownaway24 [score hidden] 17 minutes ago

Lakers didn't get called for a foul until 4 minutes left in the 2nd quarter...

The officiating was very one-sided, and wolves still blew them out.

球迷：第二节还剩4分钟的时候，湖人才被吹了第一个犯规...本场的判罚那么偏了，森林狼仍然取得了完胜！

[–]Lakers lovo17 [score hidden] 8 minutes ago

We just can't handle physicality. I don't think this series is over, but they're going to keep owning us on the glass.

湖人球迷：湖人在身体对抗上的应对很差，虽然这轮系列赛还没结束，但是森林狼在篮板球上将持续压制我们。

[–]I_KnowMoreThanU [score hidden] 10 minutes ago

JJ Redick made ZERO adjustments

球迷：雷迪克今天是一丁点儿的临场调整都没有啊～～

[–]Timberwolves Feisty_Station_8903 [score hidden] 8 minutes ago

I mean he told them to play more physical and Vando proceeded to maul Ant and Naz

森林狼球迷：有啊，雷迪克不是叫球队加强身体对抗了吗？然后范德彪就把华子和里德给弄了。

[–]Warriors TurnoverNegative7 [score hidden] 8 minutes ago

Lakers went on a run when Vando elbowed Naz (no call) lmfaoooo

勇士球迷：范德彪把里德给肘翻（裁判没吹）后，湖人顺势来了波10-0高潮，哈哈哈

新闻链接>>>>>>

范德彪登场时间不多但存在感十足！贡献2分4板2助 没有犯规

詹姆斯反击上篮命中湖人打出10-0&范德彪积极回防险与兰德尔冲突

[–]Timberwolves spin8x [score hidden] 13 minutes ago

Fuck the Lakers tbh.

Wolves in 4

森林狼球迷：我摸着良心说句话：去你妈的湖人！我狼将4-0横扫你！

[–]Hawks Peppa-Unicorn [score hidden] 11 minutes ago

29 other teams thinking the same way, can't blame them either tbh, Luka+Bron+lakers fanbase sounds like a nightmare

老鹰球迷：联盟其他29支球队也是这么想的，这无可厚非，东契奇+老詹+湖人队这仨加起来的粉丝量能把人给吓死！

[–]Nuggets Hopsalong [score hidden] 14 minutes ago

Refs cant win with these Laker cats

掘金球迷：裁判心想：湖人这帮菜逼，是真带不动啊～～

[–]Clippers Charliebitme1234 [score hidden] 9 minutes ago

NBA is scared af rn, the laker v warrior second round series is in jeopardy

快船球迷：联盟现在慌得一逼，湖人vs勇士的次轮流量对决岌岌可危了...

[–]Nuggets Hopsalong [score hidden] 7 minutes ago

Adam Silver is trying to trade AD to the Lakers right now for Alex Len and a 2nd right now

掘金球迷：萧华现在正绞尽脑汁，想通过莱恩+一个次轮签把浓眉给弄到湖人去呢！

[–]Timberwolves Jacob_toasted [score hidden] 14 minutes ago

Lakers, fakers, dookie takers, wolves in 5

森林狼：把他们从“洛杉矶湖人队”打成“落汤鸡唬人队”，再把他们打成“米田共糊脸队”！森林狼5场晋级！

[–]Nuggets abris33 [score hidden] 15 minutes ag

Lakers should try some of that "defense wins championships" stuff Nico was talking about because fattys and geriatrics don't seem to be the right path

掘金球迷：湖人应该试一试哈里森所推崇的“防守赢总冠军”的指导方针了，因为现行的“肥叟相间”的湖烧肉方针貌似不太行...

[–]Timberwolves C_moneySmith [score hidden] 14 minutes ago

Vanderbilt played well but it didn’t matter because he didn’t start playing until they were down 27

森林狼球迷：范德彪今天打得不错，不过也无济于事，等他开始发力的时候，湖人已经落后27分了。

[–] Timberwolves Drunken_Vike [score hidden] 13 minutes ago

yeah probably gonna see a lot more Vando going forward

not looking forward to that, both because he just seems annoying to play against and those elbows be flying

森林狼球迷：是啊，这个系列赛后面范德彪的戏份会很足，不仅仅因为和这人对位烦得很，还有他那飞来飞去的肘子也不好对付。

[–]Throwthisawayagainst [score hidden] 9 minutes ago

Vando gonna hurt someone

森林狼球迷：范德彪早晚会弄伤个把人的。

[–]joe4553 [score hidden] 11 minutes ago

Ants playing like he has 5 different child support payments to make.

球迷：华子今天上班的状态，就好像家里有5个孩子等着养活，家里已经快揭不开锅了似的。

[–]m0chab34r [score hidden] 16 minutes ago

No better feeling in basketball than watching a Lakers loss.

球迷：没有什么感觉比看湖人输球更爽的了！

[–]Timberwolves MarduRusher [score hidden] 7 minutes ago

Even better when the Lakers lose to your team.

森林狼球迷：有的啦，要是湖人输给的是你的主队，那快感就更上一层楼了～

[–]Lakers heshouldgo [score hidden] 15 minutes ago

Series ain’t over but it’s crazy how many lakers fans online were acting like this was an easy matchup for LA. wolves are a great team

湖人球迷：系列赛还在打呢，咱们有大批湖蜜就在网上到处看不起人森林狼队，吹嘘什么轻松搞掂，简直是疯球了！人森林狼很强的好不好！

[–] Bucks Bahamuts_Bike [score hidden] 18 minutes ago

If Ant keeps playing like this, Luka is going to be his next baby mama by the end of this series

雄鹿球迷：要是华子再以这样的状态打下去，这个系列赛结束后，董琪琪就要成为华子下一个孩子的生母了。

[–]Nuggets zoragala [score hidden] 18 minutes ago

Lakers traded the wrong superstar for Luka

掘金球迷：湖人应该搞错了，当时用来交换东契奇的那个球星，不该是浓眉，而是...

[–]Germany messigoat1337 [score hidden] 14 minutes ago

luka and ad was always my dream duo ngl

球迷：我不说瞎话，东契奇+浓眉永远是我梦寐以求的二人组！

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